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Read what our guests have to say about us. If you're curious, here’s what a few people thought of their time at Camp Nowhere.

Ashley and Conrad’s place is the cabin of my dreams. It is beautiful and cosy yet full of space due to its thoughtfully designed space and use of furniture. It had all of the essentials that we needed to cook a meal, including spices. All the little touches by them made the place the perfect getaway away from the huddle and bustle. Plenty to do around the place or just stay in. It was perfect!
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​~Mei

What can I say? Camp Nowhere is perfect. The perfect blend of rustic and luxurious, with perfect views, privacy, peace and quiet. Perfect communication with kind and gracious hosts. Perfectly warm, gorgeously decked out, with every detail thought of and well executed. I highly recommend a stay here, especially if you need some time to rest, contemplate, re-connect. Thank you Ash and Conrad, for sharing your amazing place.
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​~Roslyn

Of all the places we have stayed in over the years, Camp Nowhere stands out. It is so welcoming that immediately we relaxed (and didn't want to leave!). There are 'gifts' everywhere in every area which show how much thought and attention had been put into making us feel cared for during our stay. Quality and character everywhere. This was reflected in Ashley as the host - generous, offering support, tuned into what we were seeking. It is hard to capture in words what staying here offers, but we whole heartedly recommend it, and hope to return for a longer stay.
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​~Alison

Model photos courtesy of Elbazin,
photography by Simon Upton featuring Signe 
Other photos by Tobias Mant

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