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Read what our guests have to say about us. If you're curious, here’s what a few people thought of their time at Camp Nowhere.

Staying at Camp Nowhere is better than staying in a five star hotel. It’s beyond wonderful. A creative, gorgeous space located in a beautiful slice of the world, with everything you’d ever want for a getaway where you do nothing. Hated to leave. Will be back, even if it means flying 30 plus hours.

"A thoroughly considered set up, from design and renovation, to provided amenity and goodies.
Just go, Camp Nowhere."

"My husband remarked that CNW is like the tardas... he arrived to a small, black shed which opened to find a spacious, light, private & beautiful space that contained many wonders! The bath & fire are fantastic. Everything has been considered here... comfort, beauty, rest, peace, harmony. It truly is a place we did not want to leave, with one of the most comfortable beds I have ever slept on.
​A Divine experience!"

Photos courtesy of Elbazin,
photography by Simon Upton featuring Signe 

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